"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth." — Aubrey Plaza
You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn’t hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why?
Three months on a deserted island was almost worth it to see the look on your face right now.
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Natalie Dormer & Lena Headey for Plan UK ’Because I’m A Girl’ campaign